RC Bashers

lol so I always come across pics and vids on facebook and most arent on there so instead of sticking them in the chat and guys missing them just put em in a thread. So if you have anything post it.

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lmao

Hmm no one else?

lmao. Love the donuit pic

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry

me? The Princess said NO And the Prince lived happily ever after and

rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and

raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and

drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and

never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass fucked

cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on

while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was

fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the

toilet seat up ..... The end

what dog??? Hell, what car for that matter?

i want a warthog

thats awesome, wonder which wonder garage in CA build that one?

damn, got ice?

Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Jeanie my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Bev called him a s--t head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Haha, good one. I'm read for when I reach the age to be old and crotchety.

Redneck Pick Up Lines....

1. Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away
2. My luv fer you is like diarrhea....I cant hold it in
3. I got a six pack of beer and the new Hank Jr cd
4. Baby you're finer then a new set of snow tires
5. You're prettier then a beer truck pulling up in the driveway
6. Are your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special
7. You're not the best lookin girl here, but beautys only a light switch away
8. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
9. Hey baby, nice tooth
10. Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer an see my new velvet elvis painting?